10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You have to piss with the dick you have