10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.