10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts