10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike