10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- It's Free To Fold...
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.