10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls