10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe