10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.