10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.