10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel