10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.