10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You have to piss with the dick you have