10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion