10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is for loners.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack