10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)