10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician