10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.