10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer