10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.