10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson