10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Never educate a stupid poker player.