10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha