10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.