10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth