10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.