10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.