10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm