10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.