10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.