10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.