10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery