10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!