10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers