10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.