10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.