10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls