10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd