10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth