10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.