10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.