10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes