10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger