10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.