10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.