10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986