10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)