10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph