10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.