10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio