10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• It's Free To Fold...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water